Friday, April 22, 2011


Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say.
Alex: Oh
Female Psychaitrist: Let's Begin
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]
Female Psychaitrist: "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"
Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say?
Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!
Female Psychaitrist: Good.
[Changes slides to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]
Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?"
Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
Female Psychaitrist: Alright.
Alex: [laughs]
Female Psychaitrist: [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] "You can do whatever you like with these.
Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW-
[moves injured arm
Alex: OW! Fucking hell! So did I pass? 

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